1 00:00:05,739 --> 00:00:10,611 * frozen in a time And space divide * 2 00:00:13,781 --> 00:00:20,088 * but how would The universe survive? * 3 00:00:21,755 --> 00:00:27,495 * duck dodgers Of the 24th and 1/2 century * 4 00:00:31,565 --> 00:00:35,803 * protecting the powerless And the weak * 5 00:00:38,606 --> 00:00:44,112 * duck dodgers, He's fighting tyranny * 6 00:00:47,014 --> 00:00:52,486 * in the 24th and 1/2 Century ** 7 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:21,615 - lieutenant o'hara, How's that order coming? 8 00:01:21,682 --> 00:01:23,784 - I'm afraid we have a problem, Captain long. 9 00:01:23,851 --> 00:01:25,186 - a problem? 10 00:01:25,253 --> 00:01:27,155 - it seems that fong's is Out of mu shu chicken. 11 00:01:27,221 --> 00:01:29,157 - sirens of titan! 12 00:01:29,223 --> 00:01:31,159 Well, I guess I'll just have to go 13 00:01:31,225 --> 00:01:32,593 With the beef And broccoli, then. 14 00:01:32,660 --> 00:01:33,427 - aye, captain. 15 00:01:33,494 --> 00:01:34,695 - and don't forget To order 16 00:01:34,762 --> 00:01:36,664 Those crispy little Noodles I like. 17 00:01:36,730 --> 00:01:39,200 Patrolling the outer boundary Would be unbearable 18 00:01:39,267 --> 00:01:40,601 Without decent Chinese take-out. 19 00:01:51,044 --> 00:01:52,280 (beeping) 20 00:01:52,346 --> 00:01:54,815 - hmm, that's strange. 21 00:01:54,882 --> 00:01:58,018 - is it the chinese food? 22 00:01:58,085 --> 00:02:01,054 Don't tell me fong's changed Their packaging again. 23 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:02,390 - no, captain. 24 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:04,392 These things brought Themselves on board, 25 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:06,360 And I've never seen Anything like them. 26 00:02:06,427 --> 00:02:08,829 - security team To the evaporator room. 27 00:02:33,254 --> 00:02:34,255 - what is it? 28 00:02:34,322 --> 00:02:36,123 - (screaming) 29 00:02:36,190 --> 00:02:39,227 - aah! 30 00:02:39,293 --> 00:02:42,230 (giggling) 31 00:02:42,296 --> 00:02:43,264 - what happened to him? 32 00:02:43,331 --> 00:02:45,699 - unh! Unh! 33 00:02:45,766 --> 00:02:47,067 (giggling) 34 00:02:47,134 --> 00:02:48,969 - oh, my. 35 00:02:49,036 --> 00:02:50,037 - (giggling) 36 00:02:50,103 --> 00:02:51,505 - aah! 37 00:02:51,572 --> 00:02:52,506 Oh! 38 00:02:55,042 --> 00:02:56,910 I must warn the earth... 39 00:02:57,678 --> 00:03:00,180 Aah! 40 00:03:00,248 --> 00:03:01,449 (giggling) 41 00:03:14,895 --> 00:03:18,366 - I claim this asteroid And all its mineral wealth 42 00:03:18,432 --> 00:03:21,769 In the name of mars. 43 00:03:21,835 --> 00:03:23,737 Isn't that lovely? 44 00:03:23,804 --> 00:03:25,239 Aah! 45 00:03:25,306 --> 00:03:26,640 - back off, martian! 46 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:29,176 I'm claiming this moon Pebble for the earth! 47 00:03:29,243 --> 00:03:31,545 - too late, I saw it first. 48 00:03:31,612 --> 00:03:35,148 - oh, yeah, Well, eat plasma, shorty! 49 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:36,617 - yah! 50 00:03:36,684 --> 00:03:38,419 See here, Dodgers, 51 00:03:38,486 --> 00:03:40,988 The language in the treaty Of "Finders vs. Keepers" 52 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:42,390 Is quite clear! 53 00:03:42,456 --> 00:03:43,957 - I...I'm afraid he's right, Captain. 54 00:03:44,024 --> 00:03:46,527 - gimme that thing! Hmm. 55 00:03:46,594 --> 00:03:50,298 Maybe if I stare at this piece Of paper long enough, 56 00:03:50,364 --> 00:03:52,533 People will think I can read. 57 00:03:56,870 --> 00:04:00,974 - I wonder if he's really Even reading that treaty. 58 00:04:01,041 --> 00:04:02,910 - who's h-he trying to kid? 59 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:06,314 I...I know he returned The...The reading tapes 60 00:04:06,380 --> 00:04:08,716 I gave him L-l-last christmas. 61 00:04:08,782 --> 00:04:13,621 - I think I found a loophole. 62 00:04:13,687 --> 00:04:15,989 What do you say to that, Judge judy? 63 00:04:16,056 --> 00:04:18,359 - I can't abide a scofflaw. 64 00:04:18,426 --> 00:04:21,929 - how about you, cadet? 65 00:04:21,995 --> 00:04:23,997 Oh, I've got some ointment Back in the ship 66 00:04:24,064 --> 00:04:25,466 That'll take care of that. 67 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:31,439 Ha ha! Surprise jetpack! 68 00:04:31,505 --> 00:04:33,607 Little bit harder hitting A moving target. 69 00:04:37,210 --> 00:04:39,813 Nice shooting, annie oakley! 70 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:41,682 - whoa! - lookee what I found! 71 00:04:41,749 --> 00:04:43,751 A pair of smelly old sneakers. 72 00:04:43,817 --> 00:04:45,018 - whoa! 73 00:04:45,085 --> 00:04:49,590 - and they're attached to A smelly old martian. 74 00:04:49,657 --> 00:04:50,991 - no! 75 00:04:51,058 --> 00:04:52,893 - what's the matter, marcia? Afraid of heights? 76 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:54,962 - my father once dangled me From a balcony 77 00:04:55,028 --> 00:04:57,465 Just to impress the paparazzi And lookey-loos. 78 00:04:57,531 --> 00:04:59,500 - aw, poor little pipsqueak. 79 00:04:59,567 --> 00:05:01,168 Whoops! - whoa! 80 00:05:01,234 --> 00:05:02,903 - heh heh, Almost lost you there. 81 00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:05,673 - that does it, Give me that jetpack! 82 00:05:05,739 --> 00:05:07,341 (grunting) 83 00:05:07,408 --> 00:05:09,209 - simmer down, kettlehead. 84 00:05:09,276 --> 00:05:10,444 - give it to me! 85 00:05:10,511 --> 00:05:12,946 - boy, you really do Hate heights! 86 00:05:13,013 --> 00:05:17,050 - t-this is gonna end In disaster. 87 00:05:17,117 --> 00:05:18,118 (together) Huh? 88 00:05:18,185 --> 00:05:19,186 - aah! 89 00:05:19,252 --> 00:05:20,921 - yah! 90 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:23,491 (both screaming) 91 00:05:23,557 --> 00:05:24,692 - help, cadet! 92 00:05:27,260 --> 00:05:28,896 Aah! 93 00:05:28,962 --> 00:05:30,398 - unh! 94 00:05:42,510 --> 00:05:44,277 - eh...Eh...W-w-what's that? 95 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:46,313 - I believe we've discovered 96 00:05:46,380 --> 00:05:48,916 Some sort of unidentified Element. 97 00:05:48,982 --> 00:05:51,519 - I bet it's an enchanted Magical rock. 98 00:05:51,585 --> 00:05:54,121 Heed my wishes, Mighty stone, 99 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:56,757 For I am your new master! 100 00:05:56,824 --> 00:05:58,459 (all screaming) 101 00:06:00,394 --> 00:06:01,562 (thud) 102 00:06:01,629 --> 00:06:02,963 - uh, eh, c-captain? 103 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:05,433 Uh, be...Be...The rock Didn't listen to you. 104 00:06:10,904 --> 00:06:11,905 (alarm sounding) 105 00:06:13,641 --> 00:06:14,975 - I don't like The looks of this! 106 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:17,611 Captain long's starship Is dangerously close 107 00:06:17,678 --> 00:06:19,379 To the martian border! 108 00:06:19,447 --> 00:06:23,050 Come in, protectorate starship. 109 00:06:23,116 --> 00:06:25,653 I repeat, come in. 110 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:28,388 Captain long, Your ship is off course 111 00:06:28,456 --> 00:06:30,357 And drifting Into martian territory. 112 00:06:30,424 --> 00:06:31,992 Captain long? 113 00:06:32,059 --> 00:06:35,429 - (giggling) 114 00:06:35,496 --> 00:06:37,130 - oh, no. 115 00:06:37,197 --> 00:06:38,466 The fudd! 116 00:06:38,532 --> 00:06:41,969 Captain, is there Anyone else on... 117 00:06:42,035 --> 00:06:43,971 Oh, this is bad; 118 00:06:44,037 --> 00:06:46,039 Very, very, very bad! 119 00:06:50,944 --> 00:06:54,014 This is I.Q. Hi Placing an emergency call 120 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:55,683 To the queen of mars! 121 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:57,985 - are you aware That one of your ships 122 00:06:58,051 --> 00:06:59,753 Has crossed Into martian territory? 123 00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:02,990 That's the second treaty Earth has broken today! 124 00:07:03,056 --> 00:07:05,559 - I take umbrage at that, Your majesty. 125 00:07:05,626 --> 00:07:08,529 Earth would never knowingly Violate a treaty. 126 00:07:08,596 --> 00:07:11,965 - roll the clip. 127 00:07:12,032 --> 00:07:14,868 - dodgers. - so, fair warning. 128 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:16,770 We're commandeering your ship. 129 00:07:16,837 --> 00:07:18,839 - I wouldn't do that, Your highness. 130 00:07:18,906 --> 00:07:22,610 That ship has been infected By the fudd. 131 00:07:22,676 --> 00:07:25,345 - oh, ignatius. 132 00:07:25,412 --> 00:07:27,014 You never were A good liar. 133 00:07:30,083 --> 00:07:31,585 - commander, We've been cleared 134 00:07:31,652 --> 00:07:33,521 To take control Of the protectorate ship. 135 00:07:33,587 --> 00:07:35,489 - launch the boarding team. 136 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:56,877 - follow me, men. 137 00:07:58,946 --> 00:08:02,182 Mightior of the martian empire, I...Oh, no! 138 00:08:02,249 --> 00:08:03,183 - (giggling) 139 00:08:06,453 --> 00:08:07,755 - the fudd! 140 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:09,389 Retreat! 141 00:08:09,456 --> 00:08:11,358 We gotta get outta here! 142 00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:16,496 Aah! 143 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:26,373 - we've ascertained That one of the infected ships 144 00:08:26,439 --> 00:08:29,342 Is heading for earth! 145 00:08:29,409 --> 00:08:30,811 - and the other for mars. 146 00:08:30,878 --> 00:08:33,080 - we can't allow this Thing to spread. 147 00:08:33,146 --> 00:08:34,181 Recall all units! 148 00:08:34,247 --> 00:08:36,850 - ok, now, I've got Ya right where... 149 00:08:36,917 --> 00:08:38,318 - excuse me, Captain dodgers, 150 00:08:38,385 --> 00:08:41,054 But I've just received an urgent M-m-message from earth. 151 00:08:41,121 --> 00:08:43,156 - pretty lame to interrupt A battle... 152 00:08:43,223 --> 00:08:46,393 - an important message For you, commander. 153 00:08:46,459 --> 00:08:48,195 - return to mars immediately. 154 00:08:48,261 --> 00:08:50,030 Fudd spreading rapidly! 155 00:08:50,097 --> 00:08:52,566 - hmm, I wonder What mine says. 156 00:08:57,605 --> 00:08:58,739 - (fudds giggling) 157 00:09:09,650 --> 00:09:12,285 - lookee there, zeke! A fallin' star! 158 00:09:12,352 --> 00:09:13,887 (boom) 159 00:09:13,954 --> 00:09:16,690 - let's go see Where it done fell, cooter. 160 00:09:21,294 --> 00:09:23,731 What in tarnation? 161 00:09:27,434 --> 00:09:28,936 Aah! 162 00:09:29,002 --> 00:09:29,937 (giggling) 163 00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:35,508 - reports are coming in From all over the world: 164 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:37,978 Beijing, new york, Rio de janeiro. 165 00:09:38,045 --> 00:09:41,081 The whole planet Is turning...Gah! 166 00:09:42,149 --> 00:09:43,617 (giggling) 167 00:09:43,684 --> 00:09:45,152 (pounding) 168 00:09:45,218 --> 00:09:47,821 - barricade those doors. 169 00:09:47,888 --> 00:09:50,791 We're earth's last hope! 170 00:09:50,858 --> 00:09:52,860 We've got to keep them out. 171 00:09:57,464 --> 00:09:59,266 - hi, fellas. - huh? 172 00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:01,034 - hey, you might wanna Oil those hinges. 173 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,970 That door's Sticking a bit. 174 00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:06,006 Hey, how did you get Through the fudd unaffected? 175 00:10:06,073 --> 00:10:08,041 - I have absolutely no idea. 176 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:10,010 - but no one is immune to... 177 00:10:10,077 --> 00:10:12,079 - (giggling) 178 00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:13,446 - the fudd! 179 00:10:13,513 --> 00:10:15,415 No, no, stay away! 180 00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:17,250 No! 181 00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:18,852 (giggling) 182 00:10:18,919 --> 00:10:20,520 - hey, doc, Got your message! 183 00:10:20,587 --> 00:10:21,955 Sorry I'm late. 184 00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:23,957 The streets are full Of chortling lunatics. 185 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:31,098 Glad to see You're not angry. 186 00:10:31,164 --> 00:10:32,565 Ha ha ha! 187 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:35,736 Wow! I don't think I've ever Seen you in such a good mood. 188 00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:38,505 You're usually so Serious and crabby. 189 00:10:38,571 --> 00:10:40,207 - eh...Eh, captain dodgers! 190 00:10:40,273 --> 00:10:41,241 W-w-what are you doing? 191 00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:45,578 - just hangin' with my bud Dr. I... 192 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,280 B... 193 00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:48,682 Creepy! 194 00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:49,950 Aah! Aah! Ha! 195 00:10:50,017 --> 00:10:51,418 Get him off of me! Get him off of me! 196 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:52,585 Get away from me! 197 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:55,756 You creepy freak! No means no! 198 00:10:55,823 --> 00:10:57,057 (panting) 199 00:10:59,026 --> 00:10:59,993 Ugh! 200 00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:01,394 - w-w-we've gotta Get out of here. 201 00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:06,366 Everyone's infected With th-th-th-the fudd. 202 00:11:06,433 --> 00:11:08,068 - double yuck. 203 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:10,804 - no! No! 204 00:11:10,871 --> 00:11:13,540 Get away from me! 205 00:11:13,606 --> 00:11:15,542 - (giggling) 206 00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:17,711 - mommy! 207 00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:19,246 - I've scanned Every continent, 208 00:11:19,312 --> 00:11:21,782 And we seem to be The only t-t-two earthlings 209 00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:23,283 Unaffected by the fudd. 210 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:26,119 - are you sure? I'm looking a little pukey. 211 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:27,721 - w-w-we're fine, Captain. 212 00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:29,189 I...I...I only wish I knew why. 213 00:11:29,256 --> 00:11:30,190 - as do I. 214 00:11:30,257 --> 00:11:33,260 For mars has also fallen To the fudd! 215 00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:37,030 - maybe we should just zap those Losers with that magical rock! 216 00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:39,800 - must you always be so stupid? 217 00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:41,368 - he might be onto something. 218 00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:43,904 P-p-p-perhaps that strange Radiation eh-r-r-rendered us 219 00:11:43,971 --> 00:11:45,338 Some sort of immunity. 220 00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:48,976 - yeah. Yeah! Who's stupid now, stupid? 221 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:51,544 - then the 3 of us Should band together, 222 00:11:51,611 --> 00:11:52,780 Save our planets, 223 00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:54,982 And put an end To this mindless menace! 224 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:01,088 - and now, If we strike the mineral stone 225 00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:02,756 At precisely the same angle... 226 00:12:02,823 --> 00:12:04,792 - the immunity radiation Will be released 227 00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:06,894 And captured in this jar! 228 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,028 - sounds simple enough. 229 00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:10,163 - then begin the procedure! 230 00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:20,140 - oh, fudd. Er, fudge. 231 00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:21,541 - eh...Eh...That didn't work. 232 00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:23,543 - try to hit it harder! 233 00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:28,515 - I hear, and I obey. 234 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:29,783 - I-I-it's working! 235 00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:34,421 - activating the immunity jar. 236 00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:37,490 Now we may be able to Strike down the mother fudd 237 00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:39,092 And free our people! 238 00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:42,029 - we? Our? Oh, no, you don't. 239 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,931 We're on opposite sides. 240 00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:45,198 - but don't you see? 241 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,200 We'll have to work Together. 242 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,602 We'll have to form a team! 243 00:12:49,669 --> 00:12:51,438 - t-t-teamwork is the only way! 244 00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:53,673 - hmm. A team, yes. 245 00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:56,944 But more than a team, A family! 246 00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:59,179 I'll be the daddy, You can be the mommy, 247 00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:01,014 And you can be the baby... 248 00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:03,450 One big, happy family unit! 249 00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:08,121 - uh, how about we start with The team and see how that goes? 250 00:13:08,188 --> 00:13:11,358 - w-w-w-why is captain dodgers Always trying to get me 251 00:13:11,424 --> 00:13:12,525 Into a d-d-d-diaper? 252 00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:20,100 - there she is... 253 00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:21,701 The mother fudd's ship. 254 00:13:21,768 --> 00:13:24,804 So, are you ready, family? 255 00:13:24,872 --> 00:13:26,874 - I thought we were going To be a team. 256 00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:29,142 - right. Then, family it is. 257 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,091 - (voices chanting Indistinctly) 258 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,768 - now to find the mother fudd. 259 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:58,771 - I'm ready! - m-m-me too. 260 00:13:58,838 --> 00:13:59,839 Oh, my. 261 00:13:59,907 --> 00:14:01,408 - (chanting) 262 00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:06,613 - it's the mother fudd! 263 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,015 - kind of reminds me 264 00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:10,117 Of the macy's thanksgiving Parade, you know? 265 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,219 Just add a couple Of baton twirlers, 266 00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:16,789 And you've got A timeless classic. 267 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,458 We've got to get closer. 268 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:22,162 - I've got an idea. 269 00:14:22,229 --> 00:14:24,164 - are you sure this will work? 270 00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:25,698 - I...I've seen it work before. 271 00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:26,934 - oh, yeah? Where? 272 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:27,968 - t-t-the wizard of oz. 273 00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:30,403 - who's that? - um... 274 00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:33,340 He was one of our greatest Military tacticians. 275 00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:35,442 You know, if ever a wiz A wiz there was? 276 00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:47,554 No copyright infringement. This is a tribute, people. 277 00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:50,490 - (maniacal laughter) 278 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:51,658 Fellow fudds! 279 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:54,761 We stand on the brink Of our greatest victory. 280 00:14:54,827 --> 00:14:59,032 The entire solar system will Soon be under our control. 281 00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:01,969 - I wish I had a nickel For every time 282 00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:04,137 I heard an evil tyrant despot Say that. 283 00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:07,607 - now, with the combined forces Of earth and mars, 284 00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:09,509 We will finally be able to... 285 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,945 Invade the sun! 286 00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:14,081 - he's crazy and stupid. 287 00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:16,549 - the signal to begin The invasion of the sun 288 00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:21,088 Is already being broadcast to Our brethren on earth and mars 289 00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:24,424 By this powerful beacon! 290 00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:25,692 - invade the sun! 291 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,660 - invade the sun! 292 00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:29,896 - invade the sun! 293 00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:33,600 - one solar system under fudd! 294 00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:34,934 - (giggling) 295 00:15:35,002 --> 00:15:38,605 - I've got an idea, But we must hurry! 296 00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:41,341 We'll attach the immunity jar To this beacon 297 00:15:41,408 --> 00:15:44,044 And administer the antidote To our planets. 298 00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:47,380 One of us must climb To the top of this tower 299 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,949 To achieve perfect Triangulation, 300 00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:52,852 And the others must find The main control 301 00:15:52,919 --> 00:15:55,022 And boost the power Of the signal. 302 00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:56,489 - w-w-we can do that, 303 00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:57,957 But you'll have to climb The tower 304 00:15:58,025 --> 00:16:00,093 And attach the immunity jar. 305 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:04,164 - but I'm...I'm... I'm scared of heights! 306 00:16:04,231 --> 00:16:05,665 - now, listen here, buster! 307 00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:09,036 The fudd has got us down. We're in a tight spot! 308 00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:11,338 And things look bleak For our side. 309 00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:14,741 It's the bottom of the ninth, And it's all up to you! 310 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:17,744 So you're going to clamber up That rickety ladder 311 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:18,745 To yonder heights, 312 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,480 And you're gonna be scared, 313 00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:21,581 Plenty scared. 314 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:25,152 But you're gonna do it For the gipper! 315 00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:28,588 - for the gipper! 316 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:29,756 Who's the gipper? 317 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,691 - ha ha ha! 318 00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:33,826 Huh? Interlopers! 319 00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:35,662 - now, to find those controls! 320 00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:38,165 - ha ha ha! 321 00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:43,403 Feel the wrath of my giant head, You nasty interlopers! 322 00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:46,573 - aah! Hey, watch it, moyel! 323 00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:47,840 That was a near bris! 324 00:16:47,907 --> 00:16:50,343 - (laughing) 325 00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:53,513 You can't hide From the mother fudd! 326 00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:55,848 - now, it'll take Some fancy footwork 327 00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:57,217 To stall old chrome-dome. 328 00:16:57,284 --> 00:17:00,087 - ? Come out, come out, Wherever you are ? 329 00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:01,888 - alley-oop! 330 00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:07,860 - you're making mother angry! 331 00:17:07,927 --> 00:17:12,031 - now to find those controls! 332 00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:16,703 - almost there. 333 00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:19,872 I've made it! 334 00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:21,174 Oh, dear. 335 00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:22,909 - what are you gonna do? 336 00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:25,278 Make a nest and roost up there? 337 00:17:25,345 --> 00:17:28,615 - no. As a matter of fact, I'm here to... 338 00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:31,184 D-d-dance. 339 00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:32,385 - (grunting) 340 00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:42,229 Your buck-and-wing Is driving me crazy! 341 00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:54,107 - the controls! 342 00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:56,609 - curse these ridiculously Short arms! 343 00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:05,285 - I made it. 344 00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:07,954 - now, to boost the power. 345 00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:09,922 Huh? 346 00:18:09,989 --> 00:18:12,359 Oh, no! Words! 347 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:15,862 - if I can't grab you, I'll crush you! 348 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:18,865 - n-n-now, that sounds Like overcompensation. 349 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,099 - ha ha ha! 350 00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:21,934 Bye-bye, piggy! 351 00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:25,838 - w-w-what would gene kelly do In a pinch like this? 352 00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:27,907 - ha ha ha! 353 00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:28,908 Oof! 354 00:18:28,975 --> 00:18:31,043 - g-g-gotta dance! 355 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:34,147 Aah! 356 00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:37,717 - now, to attach The immunity jar. 357 00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:40,220 Almost got it. 358 00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:42,054 - a-a-ay caramba. 359 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:45,358 Mi cabeza es muy scrambled. 360 00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:48,328 C-c-captain dodgers, Where are you? 361 00:18:48,395 --> 00:18:49,929 - I'm right here, boyo. 362 00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:51,764 - d-d-did you boost the power? 363 00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:52,865 - well, not exactly. 364 00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:54,334 - hurry, captain, hurry! 365 00:18:54,401 --> 00:18:58,137 - well, but I can't. I...The instructions are... 366 00:18:58,205 --> 00:18:59,306 I can't read. 367 00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:00,607 - oh, captain, 368 00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:03,075 Why did you return Those r-r-reading tapes? 369 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,245 - well, after I learned All the songs, 370 00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:07,680 I thought I'd return them For a cheese grater. 371 00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:09,015 - you learned the songs? 372 00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:10,483 - yeah. They're pretty catchy. 373 00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:13,453 - ? Each letter of the alphabet Is your friend ? 374 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:16,723 - ? They all make funny noises That form words in the end ? 375 00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:20,126 - if you know all 26 verses, You should be able to read! 376 00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:22,195 J-j-just sound them out! 377 00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:23,596 - hmm. 378 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:26,299 P-ut. Put! 379 00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:28,568 Th-e. The! 380 00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:30,537 - y-y-you're doing good, Captain! 381 00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:34,173 L-e-v-er. 382 00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:36,142 Lever! 383 00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:37,810 I can! - he can! 384 00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:39,078 - I can... 385 00:19:39,145 --> 00:19:41,047 Read! 386 00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:42,282 - there! 387 00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:44,150 The immunity radiation Is being fed 388 00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:45,252 Into the beacon. 389 00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:47,387 The rest is up to you, Dodgers! 390 00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:49,121 - to increase power, 391 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,190 Use sequential buttons To override 392 00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:52,659 Nuclear power limiters. 393 00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:55,027 - hurry, captain! W-we're running out of time! 394 00:19:55,094 --> 00:19:56,229 (boom) 395 00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:58,631 - you've already run Out of time! 396 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:01,801 Ha ha ha! 397 00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:04,704 - and now, put the lever In the "On" position. 398 00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:20,520 - all protectorate captains Begin the invasion of the sun. 399 00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:28,628 - ahem. 400 00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:30,062 That thing about invading The sun... 401 00:20:30,129 --> 00:20:33,300 Let's forget about that. 402 00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:43,776 - invasion of the sun Canceled. 403 00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:47,347 - (giggling) 404 00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:49,816 Ugh! They actually did it! 405 00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:51,684 - (giggling) 406 00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:52,885 (moaning) 407 00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:56,122 - zeke, I think our bodies Was just possessed 408 00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:58,124 By a mysterious Alien life form! 409 00:20:58,190 --> 00:20:59,659 - whoo! 410 00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:03,195 It was either that or some Wicked swamp gas, cooter. 411 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,031 - (giggling) 412 00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:15,608 - bob, any idea why we're Wearing matching outfits? 413 00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:18,077 - hooray! It worked! 414 00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:21,714 - now I've got you, You wascally warthog! 415 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,616 Ha ha ha! 416 00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:25,685 Huh? 417 00:21:25,752 --> 00:21:30,122 - w-w-whoa! 418 00:21:30,189 --> 00:21:34,327 - aah! 419 00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:36,896 Shouldn't I be Hunting wabbits? 420 00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:41,834 (giggling) 421 00:21:41,901 --> 00:21:43,035 - ladies and gentlemen, 422 00:21:43,102 --> 00:21:45,505 We are assembled here to honor 423 00:21:45,572 --> 00:21:48,074 The saviors of both earth And mars, 424 00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:51,110 Without whom Our people would be destroyed. 425 00:21:51,177 --> 00:21:53,145 - (cheering) 426 00:21:53,212 --> 00:21:57,450 - w-w-well, I guess we learned Some v-v-valuable lessons today 427 00:21:57,517 --> 00:21:59,852 About conquering our fears 428 00:21:59,919 --> 00:22:02,522 And the value Of a p-p-p-proper education. 429 00:22:02,589 --> 00:22:04,290 - that's right, kids! 430 00:22:04,357 --> 00:22:06,793 Stay in school, Don't sass your elders, 431 00:22:06,859 --> 00:22:09,228 And always color Within the lines, 432 00:22:09,295 --> 00:22:11,498 Because if you're good And lucky, 433 00:22:11,564 --> 00:22:15,402 You'll grow up to be Just like me.